
Henny Youngman
Birthday: 16 March 1906, Whitechapel, London, England, UK
Birth Name: Henry Youngman
Height: 191 cm
A career of seven decades of snappy, irreverent one-liners put Henry "Henny" Youngman at the top of most comedians' list of favorite showmen. Born in London, England, and moving to the ...Show More

My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
My dad was the town drunk. Usually that's not so bad, but New York City?
My dad was the town drunk. Usually that's not so bad, but New York City?
While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.
I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.
I was so ugly when I was born that the doctor slapped my mother.
I was so ugly when I was born that the doctor slapped my mother.
I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into Show more
I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller. Hide
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Take my wife ... please!
Take my wife ... please!
I've been married for 34 years, and I'm still in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out Show more
I've been married for 34 years, and I'm still in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. Hide
I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up. They have no holidays.
I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up. They have no holidays.
[on seafood restaurants] The catch of the day was hepatitis.
[on seafood restaurants] The catch of the day was hepatitis.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
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