Jerry Lawler
Birth Name: Jerry O'Neil Lawler
Height: 183 cm
Jerry Lawler was born on November 29, 1949 in Memphis, Tennessee, USA as Jerry O'Neil Lawler. He is an actor and producer, known for WWE Monday Night RAW (1993), Man on the Moon (1999) and WWE Su ...Show More
[a five year old girl cheering Shawn Michaels] Look at her! Now I know why animals eat their young.
[a five year old girl cheering Shawn Michaels] Look at her! Now I know why animals eat their young.
(to Michael Cole) "She's not your type. She's not inflatable."
(to Michael Cole) "She's not your type. She's not inflatable."
You know J.R., obviously the only exercise you get is stretching the truth or jumping to conclusions Show more
You know J.R., obviously the only exercise you get is stretching the truth or jumping to conclusions. Hide
A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!
A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!
Is it true that the toughest 4 years of your life was the 3rd grade?
Is it true that the toughest 4 years of your life was the 3rd grade?
(about Crash Holly) "Crash is so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo!"
(about Crash Holly) "Crash is so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo!"
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia...a tourist.
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia...a tourist.
Prince Albert respects the Big Boss Man so much he'd give him the hair off his back.
Prince Albert respects the Big Boss Man so much he'd give him the hair off his back.
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everybody equally!
I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everybody equally!
[Jim Ross says he has two daughters] "Not packing enough chromosomes, huh? I'm sorry Ross!
[Jim Ross says he has two daughters] "Not packing enough chromosomes, huh? I'm sorry Ross!
[to X-Pac] If brains were chocolate, he still wouldn't fill an M&M!
[to X-Pac] If brains were chocolate, he still wouldn't fill an M&M!
(about Goldust) "He's twisted, perverted... he's sick. Normally, I like that in a person, but..."
(about Goldust) "He's twisted, perverted... he's sick. Normally, I like that in a person, but..."
(Referring to Stacy Keibler dancing on the commentators' desk) "All these curves, and no brakes!"
(Referring to Stacy Keibler dancing on the commentators' desk) "All these curves, and no brakes!"
Diesel is so stupid, he thought Hamburger Helper came with a person.
Diesel is so stupid, he thought Hamburger Helper came with a person.
[on Owen Hart running away from Stone Cold Steve Austin] Looks like Owen opened up a can of haul-ass Show more
[on Owen Hart running away from Stone Cold Steve Austin] Looks like Owen opened up a can of haul-ass! Hide
[about Debra McMichael] If her skirt were any shorter, it'd be a collar!
[about Debra McMichael] If her skirt were any shorter, it'd be a collar!
Hey Finkel, the last time I saw something like you, I flushed it!
Hey Finkel, the last time I saw something like you, I flushed it!
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
I'm not saying that Stu Hart is old, but I hear that Anna Nicole Smith is asking him out on a date.
I'm not saying that Stu Hart is old, but I hear that Anna Nicole Smith is asking him out on a date.
(about Mae Young) "Her wrinkles have wrinkles."
(about Mae Young) "Her wrinkles have wrinkles."
I'd like to see things from your point of view JR, but I'd have to get my head out of my rear end.
I'd like to see things from your point of view JR, but I'd have to get my head out of my rear end.
Look at Paul Bearer. Looks like somebody dropped an ugly bomb on him.
Look at Paul Bearer. Looks like somebody dropped an ugly bomb on him.
[Jim Ross implies that Sunny is too young for Lawler] I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger wo Show more
[Jim Ross implies that Sunny is too young for Lawler] I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school. Hide
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck Show more
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up! Hide
(about the Spirit Squad) These guys have a future in delivering pizzas.
(about the Spirit Squad) These guys have a future in delivering pizzas.
"I don't think Victoria has been right since that house fell on her sister (referring to Le magicien Show more
"I don't think Victoria has been right since that house fell on her sister (referring to Le magicien d'Oz (1939)). Hide
You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
I couldn't warm up to Andy Kaufman if we were cremated together.
I couldn't warm up to Andy Kaufman if we were cremated together.
(Jim Ross said his view of Vince McMahon firing Stone Cold Steve Austin) "Well, get your head out of Show more
(Jim Ross said his view of Vince McMahon firing Stone Cold Steve Austin) "Well, get your head out of your butt and you'd have a different view!" Hide
Vince McMahon thinks Snoop Doggy Dog belongs to Charlie Brown!
Vince McMahon thinks Snoop Doggy Dog belongs to Charlie Brown!
(Gold medalist Kurt Angle asked the Canadian wrestler, Chris Benoit, if he's such a good wrestler, w Show more
(Gold medalist Kurt Angle asked the Canadian wrestler, Chris Benoit, if he's such a good wrestler, where are his gold medals?) "Canada never wins any medals!" Hide
[Jim Ross mentions that Lawler would be wrestling at a local event] That's right, I'll be there. You Show more
[Jim Ross mentions that Lawler would be wrestling at a local event] That's right, I'll be there. You know my only regret is that I can't sit out in the audience and watch me. Hide
Is that Paul Bearer's face, or did his butt grow a nose?
Is that Paul Bearer's face, or did his butt grow a nose?
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
[Tazz tells Lawler to say his wise cracks to his face] Tell him to come down and I will tell him how Show more
[Tazz tells Lawler to say his wise cracks to his face] Tell him to come down and I will tell him how short he is to his face. If I can bend down that far! Hide
Everytime I look at Luna's face, I think she should put the bag back on.
Everytime I look at Luna's face, I think she should put the bag back on.
When Sunny was in school she wasn't very good in history, but she was great on dates!
When Sunny was in school she wasn't very good in history, but she was great on dates!
(about the Fabulous Moolah) "She was a waitress at the last supper."
(about the Fabulous Moolah) "She was a waitress at the last supper."
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
[after Vince McMahon said Road Dogg can sing as good as well as he can wrestle] Then he won't win ma Show more
[after Vince McMahon said Road Dogg can sing as good as well as he can wrestle] Then he won't win many matches! Hide
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
(to Macho Man Randy Savage) "Nice outfit, did the bag lady give that to you?"
(to Macho Man Randy Savage) "Nice outfit, did the bag lady give that to you?"
She's had more hands on her than a doorknob.
She's had more hands on her than a doorknob.
[on Mankind] That guy is two fries short of a Happy Meal.
[on Mankind] That guy is two fries short of a Happy Meal.
[Jim Ross asks why Lawler keeps referring to these fans as idiots and morons] We gave them an IQ tes Show more
[Jim Ross asks why Lawler keeps referring to these fans as idiots and morons] We gave them an IQ test and the results came back negative! Hide
Yokozuna is nothing but an ingrate! If it was not for James E. Cornette, Yokozuna would still be on Show more
Yokozuna is nothing but an ingrate! If it was not for James E. Cornette, Yokozuna would still be on a beach selling shade! Hide
I saw this guy having a drink in the bathroom before. Then the seat fell down and hit him on the hea Show more
I saw this guy having a drink in the bathroom before. Then the seat fell down and hit him on the head! Hide
[on seeing Shawn Michaels defeating Bret Hart in Montreal]: I was as shocked as Bret Hart was, but I Show more
[on seeing Shawn Michaels defeating Bret Hart in Montreal]: I was as shocked as Bret Hart was, but I was not quite as upset! Hide
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.
When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.
Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
(about Mark Henry) "Look at the lips on that guy, he could french kiss a moose."
(about Mark Henry) "Look at the lips on that guy, he could french kiss a moose."
[commenting on the movie Congo (1995)] I've seen better film on teeth.
[commenting on the movie Congo (1995)] I've seen better film on teeth.
(When asked if he was an "ass man"): "Well I must be, because everywhere I go people say, 'you're an Show more
(When asked if he was an "ass man"): "Well I must be, because everywhere I go people say, 'you're an ass, man!'" Hide
Mark Henry just walked in front of me. I thought it was an eclipse!
Mark Henry just walked in front of me. I thought it was an eclipse!
The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body fro Show more
The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts. Hide
[to Jim Ross] You have diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain!"
[to Jim Ross] You have diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain!"
There goes Matt Hardy! Go Matt! ...Oh wait a minute, I'm rooting for the Dudleys...somebody stop Mat Show more
There goes Matt Hardy! Go Matt! ...Oh wait a minute, I'm rooting for the Dudleys...somebody stop Matt! Hide
[to Vince McMahon] You're so cheap, you wouldn't even tip a canoe!
[to Vince McMahon] You're so cheap, you wouldn't even tip a canoe!
(about the Blue Meanie) "He's the reason for separate beds."
(about the Blue Meanie) "He's the reason for separate beds."
[Sunny comes to the ring with her chest showing] I don't know what the seven wonders of the world ar Show more
[Sunny comes to the ring with her chest showing] I don't know what the seven wonders of the world are, but I do know that Sunny has two of them! Hide
[when asked if Stu Hart was betting that Owen Hart would win the match] He gave up betting after the Show more
[when asked if Stu Hart was betting that Owen Hart would win the match] He gave up betting after the Civil War. Hide
[about a ringside fan on camera] He can pick up cable with those ears!
[about a ringside fan on camera] He can pick up cable with those ears!
She wants me. I can read her like a book, but I prefer the Braille edition.
She wants me. I can read her like a book, but I prefer the Braille edition.
[about Road Dogg] When he was in Desert Storm, he was getting shot at by both sides.
[about Road Dogg] When he was in Desert Storm, he was getting shot at by both sides.
If Mae Young is going to breast feed, all that baby's going to get is evaporated milk.
If Mae Young is going to breast feed, all that baby's going to get is evaporated milk.
[on Ahmed Johnson] He has the IQ of 2 and it takes 3 just to grunt!
[on Ahmed Johnson] He has the IQ of 2 and it takes 3 just to grunt!
(After losing the "Kiss My Foot Match" to Bret Hart at the 1995 King of the Ring) "Bret Hart, I have Show more
(After losing the "Kiss My Foot Match" to Bret Hart at the 1995 King of the Ring) "Bret Hart, I have to admit it, your feet are the smelliest there is, the smelliest there was, and the smelliest there ever will be!" Hide
This is bad! We should call the police. What's the number for the police around here again? 911-DONU Show more
This is bad! We should call the police. What's the number for the police around here again? 911-DONUTS or something? Hide
(about the Legion of Doom) "The older they get, the better they were."
(about the Legion of Doom) "The older they get, the better they were."
[talking to Jim Ross prior to a bikini contest] Should Viagra be taken now or, it takes a little whi Show more
[talking to Jim Ross prior to a bikini contest] Should Viagra be taken now or, it takes a little while to kick in you know? [Jim Ross says Lawler doesn't need it] "No, I'm talking about you, J.R." Hide
(to Mick Foley) "Hey Mick, where'd you get your haircut? I want to make sure I don't go there by mis Show more
(to Mick Foley) "Hey Mick, where'd you get your haircut? I want to make sure I don't go there by mistake!" Hide
[on Alundra Blayze] She's got a million dollar body, but a ten cent face!
[on Alundra Blayze] She's got a million dollar body, but a ten cent face!
I've heard of a face that could stop a clock, her face could stop Switzerland's!
I've heard of a face that could stop a clock, her face could stop Switzerland's!
This bingo hall (ECW Arena) should be built out of toilet paper because there's nothing in it but s* Show more
This bingo hall (ECW Arena) should be built out of toilet paper because there's nothing in it but s**t! Hide
The only reason why Taka Michinoku is here in this country is because there are too many people in J Show more
The only reason why Taka Michinoku is here in this country is because there are too many people in Japan. Hide
[talking to Takao Yoshida about foreigners] Statistics prove that somewhere in Japan, a woman gives Show more
[talking to Takao Yoshida about foreigners] Statistics prove that somewhere in Japan, a woman gives birth to a baby every four seconds. Now I'm going to go over there and find that woman and put a stop to it so we wouldn't have people like this coming into our country. Hide
[Terry Funk did a moonsault and hit his leg on the security railing] The only thing harder than Terr Show more
[Terry Funk did a moonsault and hit his leg on the security railing] The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries. Hide
Women should be ob-scene and not heard.
Women should be ob-scene and not heard.
[on Sable, wearing an extremely revealing outfit] I've seen more cotton on the top of an aspirin bot Show more
[on Sable, wearing an extremely revealing outfit] I've seen more cotton on the top of an aspirin bottle! Hide
Mabel is so huge, when he was a baby, he got baptized at Sea World!
Mabel is so huge, when he was a baby, he got baptized at Sea World!
(talking to Michael Coulthard (aka "Michael Cole") "Your proctologist called, he said he found your Show more
(talking to Michael Coulthard (aka "Michael Cole") "Your proctologist called, he said he found your head". Hide
Mae Young is so old, when David killed Goliath, she called the cops!
Mae Young is so old, when David killed Goliath, she called the cops!
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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