Lembit Öpik
Lembit Öpik was born on March 2, 1965 in Bangor, County Down, Northern Ireland. He is an actor, known for Dream Girl (2008), Good Evening Rockall (1999) and UK General Election (1950).
Hodgson's Euro team lost by 1. Cameron's Euro team lost by 1.3 million & he's staying 3 months. Shou Show more
Hodgson's Euro team lost by 1. Cameron's Euro team lost by 1.3 million & he's staying 3 months. Should Hodgson stay another 325,000 years? Hide
Govt bans cigarette branding but biggest building in Central London looks like a fag packet.
Govt bans cigarette branding but biggest building in Central London looks like a fag packet.
England women's team beat France (population greater than UK... unlike England men who lost to Icela Show more
England women's team beat France (population greater than UK... unlike England men who lost to Iceland smaller population than, er, Lambeth). Hide
Just saw cyclist cross 2 sets of red lights & pedal *across* moving traffic. At least 3 traffic offe Show more
Just saw cyclist cross 2 sets of red lights & pedal *across* moving traffic. At least 3 traffic offences in 40 seconds. 'Dial M for Moron' Hide
[31 December 2016] Before the rush I thought I'd get my season's greetings in really early: Happy Ea Show more
[31 December 2016] Before the rush I thought I'd get my season's greetings in really early: Happy Easter Hide
Watching England/France football. Are women players tougher than men? They rarely fall down and if t Show more
Watching England/France football. Are women players tougher than men? They rarely fall down and if they do *they get up and carry on playing*! Hide
It's not fair. David Cameron was in Parliament 2 years less than I was. And he got to be MP. I deman Show more
It's not fair. David Cameron was in Parliament 2 years less than I was. And he got to be MP. I demand a refund. Hide
If the world isn't flat, why do so many people live in flats rather than rounds?
If the world isn't flat, why do so many people live in flats rather than rounds?
The new Elephant and Castle road layout is to good traffic flow what Ebola is to good health.
The new Elephant and Castle road layout is to good traffic flow what Ebola is to good health.
I've just watched an insane move by a London cyclist up the inside of a bus through roadworks. You c Show more
I've just watched an insane move by a London cyclist up the inside of a bus through roadworks. You cannot regulate for common sense. Hide
At what point does the Flat Earth Society celebrate new year? New Year phone calls from the Pacific Show more
At what point does the Flat Earth Society celebrate new year? New Year phone calls from the Pacific must be highly confusing. Hide
Lembit Öpik's FILMOGRAPHY - Page 2
as Actor (65)
